Thursday, May 29, 2008

"Unknown Man Commits Suicide."

"An unknown man, believed to be from New York, committed suicide on Saturday night in the woods back of the brownstone Episcopal church at Fort Lee by shooting himself. He was about sixty-five or seventy years of age, was six feet in height, and well but slimly built. He is clean shaven and bald, with a little gray hair on each side of the head."

THE YEAR THAT BLOG FORGOT WAS: 1899.

2 comments:

LutherM said...

PICK THE ONE WHICH BETTER FITS

WHENEVER Richard Cory went down town,
We people on the pavement looked at him:
He was a gentleman from sole to crown,
Clean favored, and imperially slim.


And he was always quietly arrayed,
And he was always human when he talked;
But still he fluttered pulses when he said,
"Good-morning," and he glittered when he walked.


And he was rich—yes, richer than a king,
And admirably schooled in every grace:
In fine, we thought that he was everything
To make us wish that we were in his place.

So on we worked, and waited for the light,
And went without the meat, and cursed the bread;
And Richard Cory, one calm summer night,
Went home and put a bullet through his head.


RICHARD CORY by Edward Arlington Robinson


They say that Richard Cory owns one half of this whole town,
With political connections to spread his wealth around.
Born into society, a banker's only child,
He had everything a man could want: power, grace, and style.

But I work in his factory
And I curse the life I'm living
And I curse my poverty
And I wish that I could be,
Oh, I wish that I could be,
Oh, I wish that I could be
Richard Cory.

The papers print his picture almost everywhere he goes:
Richard Cory at the opera, Richard Cory at a show.
And the rumor of his parties and the orgies on his yacht!
Oh, he surely must be happy with everything he's got.

But I work in his factory
And I curse the life I'm living
And I curse my poverty
And I wish that I could be,
Oh, I wish that I could be,
Oh, I wish that I could be
Richard Cory.

He freely gave to charity, he had the common touch,
And they were grateful for his patronage and thanked him very much,
So my mind was filled with wonder when the evening headlines read:
"Richard Cory went home last night and put a bullet through his head."

But I work in his factory
And I curse the life I'm living
And I curse my poverty
And I wish that I could be,
Oh, I wish that I could be,
Oh, I wish that I could be
Richard Cory.


RICHARD CORY by Simon & Garfunkel

rhhardin said...

You'd think he'd wait for the 1900, as long as he got that far.

There was a higher death rate after Jan 1 2000, as people who had been hanging on made their goal.